24 June 2010

Vuvuzelicious.

please answer the following question.

What is a vuvuzela?

pics credit SuperPerolas.com

Excerpt 1.
A mind-numbing torture device made of cheap, brightly colored plastic. It resembles a horn but its pitch cannot be changed. It is being used during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. I thought I heard an angry swarm of bumblebees, but it was the sound of vuvuzelas playing at the World Cup.
Excerpt 2.
An annoying trumpet-like instrument played by fans, mainly in African countries, in football matches. They may be banned from Fifa for the 2010 Fifa World Cup in South Africa.
          Fan #1: Did you hear the fans go crazy when South Africa scored the goal yesterday?  
          Fan #2: No! I had to put my television on mute because of those damn vuvuzelas!

Excerpt 3.
An annoying, long plastic horn blown by African fans (especially South Africans) during football (soccer) matches. Unlike cheering or clapping, vuvuzelas are blown in a non-stop, monotone manner throughout an entire match.

They made the 2010 FIFA World Cup sound like a giant hive of angry bees.
Vuvuzela Fan #1: BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Vuvuzela Fan #2: BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Vuvuzela Fan #3: BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Vuvuzela Fan #4: BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Vuvuzela Fan #5: BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 Excerpt 4.
A horn that ruins football matches with a loud annoying noise that serves no purpose - that's not used in the tempo of the game - just blown non-stop for 90mins in a retarded way I very much like football to show my love of the game i will blow my vuvuzela for the next 90mins - i wont even watch the game i will just blow and blow and blow & blow - phrase the lord!!
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Vuvuzela/Fan #1: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Vuvuzela/Fan #2: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ



Stop it, vuvuzealots.
aku doa kau dapat anak with vuvuzela's lips.







*sepi*






ha! tau pon takut.






4 comments:

nas said...

vuvuzela??? seriously i hate wif this sound...like bee's sound...bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....ehehe

Mohamad Izwan said...

belikan dua bro..

jerit2 kat seman sem depan..

haha

Faaizz d. Zul said...

@nas.
join the facebook group. http://www.facebook.com/pages/FIFA-BAN-THE-ANNOYING-VUVUZELA-HORN-FROM-THE-SOUTH-AFRICA-WORLD-CUP-/124891457531066?ref=search

@wan
dia xsure la boleh bawak balik ke x. tp, xdehal kot, aku kan his brotha. lol.

Mohamad Izwan said...

semalam aku niaga pasar malam,ada bunyi vuvuzela beb!!..

plastik je pun..namun memekak gak..
hahahaha..